I love the fact that someone using the search term ‘deep philosophical questions’ gets to this post I wrote a while back. I hope the person left feeling enlightened.

More on Leah’s antics:

Tonight she was called Charlie and had just had a baby, also called Charlie.

The thing is, at 3, as she observed

I have no breasties, so I went to the shop and bought some. They cost £40 and I stuck them on with icky glue

We then sat down, as it was nearly bed time, we read a stories from my first message while she fed charlie, using her new breasties.

It doesn’t get much funnier.